Imagine yourself walking in a park and suddenly you feel the urge to answer nature’s call. The only toilet in sight is one of those mobile toilets. What do you do? Well, I suggest you answer the call before you end up having to buy yourself a new pair of underwear and pants.
The toilet isn’t just a place for people to dispose off bodily wastes anymore. For some people, going to the toilet is a time where they enjoy a private time by themselves away from the hectic world. There are also some who enjoy reading the newspaper while “doing their business”. Meanwhile, others go to the toilet in search of new ideas to accomplish their goals.
Imagine this. After indulging yourself in a world of your own, you open the toilet door but end up walking into a meeting room full of executives. Would you freak out?
Come to think of it, I have never posted my photo before. The closest it ever got was when I got caught on camera in one of the photos taken during the first Nuffnang movie gathering. No, I am not planning to camwhore (not yet). How about a sketch then?
I don’t think this sketch is a 100% match with my real look. However, I think it is quite close. If the police were to publish this in the wanted list, I should be caught in no time. I used Ultimate Flash Face to sketch this out. The controls are quite easy to handle. Go play with it and see what you can make of it.
I have been having stiff neck for the past few days. The pain “grew” from the neck downwards and soon covered my entire left shoulder. I felt pain whenever I moved. Sitting and getting up from the chair or bed was painful. During the worst moments, even walking, coughing or breathing hurt real badly. Needless to say, sleeping felt like going to war.
I am not sure what the cause of this is. I could have slept “wrongly” or it could be due to RSI. I do spend large amount of time in front of the computer — too much.
I am feeling a lot better now. I think I should start swimming again. I have stopped going to the pool for months now. That’s a few months of unhealthy life style. Bad boy.
Lately, it seems like the government is going after bloggers — suing, detain for questioning, childish name calling, etc. I consider myself being kind to say that they are just finding fault with bloggers (and not very good at it too). I used to think that they were probably just targeting socio-political bloggers only. Since I am not in that “category” of bloggers, I thought I should be safe.
I was wrong.
They are even going after bloggers who have seditious comments in their blog left by a third party. In my opinion, they should track down the person who commented using the IP address logged instead of detaining the blog owner. Don’t they know how the Internet works?
Anyway, I am listening to Kamigoroshi’s advice to put up a blog policy or a disclaimer for my blog. However, I doubt any disclaimer will be strong enough to ward off all “attacks”. If someone wants to get you, they’ll get you one way or another. Bah!
I came across a YouTube video about a men’s deodorant and body spray that goes by the brand name AXE (or LYNX). The video showed that the deodorant is able to attract the ladies (called the Axe effect or the Lynx effect) and make them go “Bom Chicka Wah Wah”. I guess that’s just the female version of “goo goo ga ga”.
There’s a few video about the deodorant but the one that made me laughed the hardest and longest is the one below.
According to the Wikipedia entry mentioned above, the deodorant can last up to 24 hours. Only 24 hours? Bah! We have a local product called Shahira that was claimed to last up to 72 hours. Now beat that!
If that’s not enough, there is a music video for this AXE / LYNX deodorant as well. YouTube marked the video below for those above 18 only. It shows how the axe effect takes place in a lady’s mind before she screams in ecstasy, “Bom Chicka Wah Wah”.
Bom Chicka Wah Wah
It’s the libido’s mantra
Yeah it goes Bom Chicka Wah Wah
Mmm baby come to mama
Someone get me an Axe deodorant for Christmas, pleaseeeeeeeeeee!!!!