Perfect Excuse When Caught Ogling Women’s Chest
Posted by Chan Kelwin in Just For LaughterImagine the scenario below happening to you.
You were accompanying your girlfriend or wife. Suddenly, a beautiful and well-endowed lady walked by the two of you. You did something that you shouldn’t have done but were probably impossible to avoid — ogled at her chest. Depending on several factors, you may or may not have enjoyed it. You turn your gaze back at your partner and found her staring at you about to blow up after catching you ogling at her chest.
What not to do
Firstly, do not apologize. Apologizing is like a death sentence imposed against you. You have better chance mending the problem by giving a stupid excuse than apologizing. You also should not lie by saying you were not staring at the women’s chest.
What to do
Tell her that you were staring at the women’s chest. Before she slaps you hard on the face (and maybe even slam her knee into your crotch), explain to her in a serious and scientific manner.
Tell her that you were ogling at the women’s chest to live longer. Researches have found that a 10 minute ogle at women’s chest is as good as having a 30 minute exercise in the gym. If done consistently, the average man can live up to four or five years longer.
Prevention tips
Just make sure she doesn’t know that ogling at boobs makes men live longer is just to hoax. She may even point you to a well-endowed lady the next time she sees one! 
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