Ooah-Ooah. Oops. You Are Not My Husband.

I was reading through the headlines in the NST news portal when one article caught my attention — Oops… man she had s3x with not her husband.

Quoting from the article:

She felt a warm body next to her. Thinking it was her husband, she did what came naturally.

The whole story feels very strange to me. I do not believe that it could be real. How can she have a WooHoo session with a man apart from her husband without feeling any difference? I’d excuse her inability to visually identify that the man due to possible darkness (it should be around 6am when it happened). However, there are other factors that are impossible to miss out such as voice, touch, size, length and smell.

1) Voice
How could they have possible started and finished the session without uttering a word? Alright, maybe they don’t like to talk and prefer to get Bom Chicka Wah Wah immediately but what are the odds?

2) Touch, size and length
It is inevitable to have some sort of physical contact between the two during the session. How then can’t the woman notice a difference in the size of the body and the length height of the man? Unless the man and her husband have similar body features, it is impossible not to notice a difference. One could be bigger, or fatter, or with more body hair, etc.

3) Smell
Whether a person has just taken a shower or just got back from a jog, everyone should have their own unique smell. By saying unique, I do not mean having the only scent in the world but merely a scent that they usually have.

Based on point #2 alone should be enough to notice something amiss during the session. Also, I can’t imagine a couple getting jiggy with it without uttering a single word. Strange story.

What are your thoughts on this story?

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  • 8 Responses to “Ooah-Ooah. Oops. You Are Not My Husband.”


    1. 1 Hasbullah Pit

      wierd

      anyway which one first?

      “her husband entered the room and asked her about a man he had seen walking out of the room”

      OR

      “When her 34-year-old husband walked into the room a little later, she said she was surprised to see him in his work clothes”

      anyway how come they can allow “their friend” to stay together for pass few month.

    2. 2 Pink Leo

      Hhmmm….after reading the news, I would think that the wife and the ‘housemate’ are actually having an affair, but since her husband has noticed that, she would have to flip the story in order to cover herself.

      How true is it? I guess we just have to wait for more news coming…

    3. 3 melvin,foong

      Maybe the wife likes it, and the husband found out so they make the police report?

    4. 4 anthraxxxx

      the husband is a moron to fall for that story.

    5. 5 tk2

      This is what we call lust

    6. 6 Chan Kelwin

      @Hasbullah Pit
      The two sentence talked about the same thing but different timing. After the “session”, the man walked out of the room. This is when the husband saw and went into the room to ask the wife. When the wife saw his husband in work clothes, she knew the man earlier wasn’t her husband.

      NST must have updated their article. It is slightly different from the previous one I read. They allowed the man to stay in their house because he was the husband’s colleague.

      @Pink Leo
      Haha. This is so very possible. Let’s wait and see the next episode.

      @melvin,foong
      This is one of the possible reasons. Let’s wait and see if there are any follow ups to this.

      @anthraxxxx
      There are a lot of possibilities to this story. The police is still investigating (I think). But seriously, if I were the husband, I couldn’t accept it lah. It sounds so impossible to happen.

      @tk2
      Well, if the wife really thought that the man was her husband, it was still love. Of course, unless she knows he wasn’t the husband but still “continue” then it might (or might not) be lust.

    7. 7 keeyit

      Crazy!

    8. 8 Chan Kelwin

      @keeyit
      Yeah :-)

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