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I am sick and tired of getting SMSes that is either promoting some ringtone or wallpaper downloads. A few months ago, I was “attacked” by three SMSes where one of them used sexual exploits to lure victims into subscribing to their service. What about the promised Maxis Anti-spam service that is supposed to be protecting me from getting these crappy SMSes?

I got the SMS below at 1.58pm today. Strangely, this SMS does not have the usual “mask” to hide its phone number. The number that sent the SMS is +601422306XX.

E bang, Demo nok download nada MP3 yg terkini ko? Tulih ON ST dan SMS ke 334XX. Tuk Mesej Cinta aku tulih ON LOVE dan hantar ke 334XX, meme beh glo.
~Salha~

I made a complaint to the MCMC for the previous SMS spam that I got but have not received a reply until today. I don’t think making another complaint will make any difference.

Added: Another blogger received the same message on her Raya celebration — Raya: Something for the handphone.

I was reading through the headlines in the NST news portal when one article caught my attention — Oops… man she had s3x with not her husband.

Quoting from the article:

She felt a warm body next to her. Thinking it was her husband, she did what came naturally.

The whole story feels very strange to me. I do not believe that it could be real. How can she have a WooHoo session with a man apart from her husband without feeling any difference? I’d excuse her inability to visually identify that the man due to possible darkness (it should be around 6am when it happened). However, there are other factors that are impossible to miss out such as voice, touch, size, length and smell.

1) Voice
How could they have possible started and finished the session without uttering a word? Alright, maybe they don’t like to talk and prefer to get Bom Chicka Wah Wah immediately but what are the odds?

2) Touch, size and length
It is inevitable to have some sort of physical contact between the two during the session. How then can’t the woman notice a difference in the size of the body and the length height of the man? Unless the man and her husband have similar body features, it is impossible not to notice a difference. One could be bigger, or fatter, or with more body hair, etc.

3) Smell
Whether a person has just taken a shower or just got back from a jog, everyone should have their own unique smell. By saying unique, I do not mean having the only scent in the world but merely a scent that they usually have.

Based on point #2 alone should be enough to notice something amiss during the session. Also, I can’t imagine a couple getting jiggy with it without uttering a single word. Strange story.

What are your thoughts on this story?

The previous TVB series, The Drive of Life has ended and other new Astro on Demand shows are kicking in. However, there are reports that the latest movies are sold in the form of pirated DVDs at only RM5 per disc at Penang. Collecting the full set of DVDs would only cost RM30 versus RM59.40 that we need to pay to subscribe to Astro on Demand.

When The Star’s reporter interviewed a pirated DVD buyer of the latest series, he commented that he “can pass the DVDs to my family and friends after viewing them”. That is so true. In fact, I wouldn’t mind forking out RM60 to buy a set of DVDs for any of the series simply based on this reason alone.

On the other hand, I wouldn’t do it because buying pirated DVDs is against the law. However, this is another topic completely. I am not encouraging anyone to buy pirated goods nor am I recommending you to subscribe to some overpriced drama series.

I dozed off a while ago and had a strange dream. I was back in secondary school in the class and somehow, some students were required to sing the Isabella song by Search. One of my friends, YapChai sang the first line followed by another close friend of mine, Low. I woke up when Low sang a little out of tune and there was some external sound disturbing my dream.

It is a very strange dream and I am not even making this up. They said dreams can tell you things. What is this dream trying to tell me?

There were a couple of times where I forgotten to bring a swimming gear or some other personal stuff when I was going to the pool. Some of the things include goggles and towel. I rented a pair of goggles from the swimming center because I couldn’t swim without one and didn’t want to go home without diving into the pool. I ended up with a red eye after going home. It could be due to the rented goggles.

Anyway, here is a list of things you need to bring when you are heading to the pool.

• Goggles
• Swimming suit/trunk
• Cap
• Towel
• Shampoo / Soap
• Slipper
• Floats (if you need one)
• Padding (for some female)
• Groin cup (for self-conscious male)