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There has been so much hype about this video circulating on the Internet where a group of ladies were having so much fun racing each other equipped with toilet plunger and toilet paper.

I did a quick search and found the video on YouTube. There are a few copies out there with titles such similar to The Hen’s Party. Anyway, I believe the original copy could be the one titled Wild Women of Whippoorwill submitted in May 2008 with over 3 million views to date.

Wow! That is a lot of laughter!

It is not surprising at all seeing the way the ladies handled the stick between their legs. They find it hard to walk, let alone run. However, the hardest part for them was probably trying to poke the stick through the toilet paper hole without using their hands.

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Is online dating for real? How can anyone “meet” a stranger online and get attracted to them through a monitor?

This online dating phenomenon could have increased in recent years compared to a decade ago when dialups were the norm. As the use of broadband services like Streamyx, Celcom Broadband, Maxis Broadband, Izzi Net and U Mobile Broadband continue to grow, this online dating practice is sure to speed up as well. To add to the list, there is also P1 WiMAX which is starting to sweep the market (albeit not too quickly).

In the past, one can only rely on text messages on Internet Messengers to convey a message. Occasionally, they can also send a photo or two of themselves (or their friend’s) to the other person which may take a couple of minutes to complete the transfer.

Nowadays with the speed that broadband offers, the online dating experience has been improved. One can not only converse over the Internet with microphone and speaker, we can also see one another using webcams.

Here is where the problem begins. It is so often to read news of (probably not-so-tech-savvy) Internet lovers who got blackmailed with videos or photos of themselves doing the strip tease by their ex-Internet lover. The latest being report in The Star today, “Clerk blackmailed by Net friend“.

One sentence caught my attention though…

She said she did not want to continue the relationship due to communication problems between them, and reported the matter to department head Datuk Michael Chong as she did not want more girls to suffer as she has.

Was she referring to their “relationship” or Internet connection?

… the opportunity to listen to.

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Found this audio in one of my colleagues’ stash. I thought I was hearing things the first time I heard it. I went and played it back — over and over again. I nearly laughed out loud.

Can someone tell me what the last two words that sounded very much like CB meant, please?

A skyscraper flash ad at The Star‘s website caught my attention. I can’t believe my eyes. What I saw looked like a dolphin humping advertisement. I do not believe one of our local dailies dares to serve such suggestive sexual content in their website. Just click on any one of their articles and you can see the banner ad on the left.

There is a note that says “Mouse over to feed” at the top of the dolphins. I couldn’t contain my laughter when I saw what happened next.

A threesome!!!

There is a horizontal banner of the same advertisement on the front page of The Star’s website. It looks like all this humping ad misunderstanding was just an advertisement by Malaysia Airlines (MAS). A one way ticket to Brisbane is selling from RM149 only.

I have always wondered why some promotions offer a one way ticket only. Don’t people need to come back? How much would the return ticket cost? Double the original ticket? Sorry lah but I am not a frequent traveler.

Come to think of it, who would want to return if Brisbane is offering such a wonderful humping session Dolphin Safari experience?

On a more serious note, the person who came up with the design/idea of the advertisement should have been more careful. The message they are trying to send may be easily misunderstood.

Or is it only me?

Note: The animated gif was created using Gickr.com.

It looks like some people are still talking about the Negarakuku video clip. One lady politician brought it up a few weeks ago, which I guess could have been used to gain some political mileage(?)

Anyway, the latest mention that I know of is from a form one student named Bryan. He uploaded a video on YouTube entitled, The truth of Negaraku. However, he only mentioned about Namewee briefly in the 8 minutes video. Most parts of the video talked about how much our national anthem, Negaraku sounded like Mamula Moon.

I guess he must be using a laptop when recording this because some of the audio is too loud (when he was playing the music on YouTube) and the loud tap on the keyboard.

He somehow apologized if he offended anyone with his video. The funny thing about this video happened right at the end where he “invited” anyone who would want to “meet him up” to find him at a park between 4 to 6pm daily. At first, it sounded like a challenge but it was actually for “if you have any comments to make”.

He ended the video with “thank you and salam sejahtera”. It sounded more like news broadcast to me. I can’t help but to wonder if he is sober.

0.o”

Just a short community message. Don’t do drugs and keep alcohol to a “controlled level”.