My personal views on Malaysia and the world around me
Since it is Halloween today, I believe it is only appropriate to put up something Halloween related. I was wasting my time in YouTube when I stumbled upon the video below.
Do you want to buy a ghost? It will only cost you $5,000. Just imagine the amount of fun you are going to have. You can scare your friends with the ghost if you like. You can even do tricks with it. At the end of it, your ghost will even “multiply” itself. Wow!
Happy Halloween!
There were a couple of times where I forgotten to bring a swimming gear or some other personal stuff when I was going to the pool. Some of the things include goggles and towel. I rented a pair of goggles from the swimming center because I couldn’t swim without one and didn’t want to go home without diving into the pool. I ended up with a red eye after going home. It could be due to the rented goggles.
Anyway, here is a list of things you need to bring when you are heading to the pool.
Imagine the scenario below happening to you.
You were accompanying your girlfriend or wife. Suddenly, a beautiful and well-endowed lady walked by the two of you. You did something that you shouldn’t have done but were probably impossible to avoid — ogled at her chest. Depending on several factors, you may or may not have enjoyed it. You turn your gaze back at your partner and found her staring at you about to blow up after catching you ogling at her chest.
What not to do
Firstly, do not apologize. Apologizing is like a death sentence imposed against you. You have better chance mending the problem by giving a stupid excuse than apologizing. You also should not lie by saying you were not staring at the women’s chest.
What to do
Tell her that you were staring at the women’s chest. Before she slaps you hard on the face (and maybe even slam her knee into your crotch), explain to her in a serious and scientific manner.
Tell her that you were ogling at the women’s chest to live longer. Researches have found that a 10 minute ogle at women’s chest is as good as having a 30 minute exercise in the gym. If done consistently, the average man can live up to four or five years longer.
Prevention tips
Just make sure she doesn’t know that ogling at boobs makes men live longer is just to hoax. She may even point you to a well-endowed lady the next time she sees one! 
Making fun of people is bad.
Making fun of people is wrong.
Making fun of people is disrespectful.
Making fun of people is funny (sometimes lah…and make sure don’t go overboard).
The photo below was taken outside a cyber cafe. What mistake(s) can you spot in it?
It is funny that people prepare a list like that (yellow writing on the window in the photo). Who on earth doesn’t know what you can do in a cyber cafe? Duh! If they really want to list it out, they could have been more general with it (eg. Internet, printing, games, etc). Did you manage to spot anything else?
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Added: There seems to be some misunderstanding, so I have written another post (initially, it was a comment but it was too long). Read this.
Everyone has to start doing it one day. Before that day comes, I suggest you do some research and know exactly what you are doing. You do not want to be poking too deep because that may cause the person you are poking to hurt and bleed. On the other hand, you do not want to poke too shallow because that may not get the job done.
If you are still unsure about what to do, a good suggestion would be to ask someone more experience to show you how to poke. That way, you learn faster and do not risk poking too deep or too shallow. I heard from a friend that Indian barbers (or some other profession) are good with this technique. They have the tools, skills and precision to poke to the deepest without risking injury while ensuring maximum satisfaction.
This post is aimed to make you laugh. If you didn’t even chuckle a little bit, I failed miserably. Anyway, there is a reason why I am posting this up. I will blog about that after this. That will not be a funny post.
UPDATE: Just to make sure no one misunderstands this post, the “poking” I was talking about is cleaning one’s ears. How deep should or can we go into the ears before we hurt ourselves or others.
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