Archive for the “Just For Laughter” Category

Posts just to tickle your funny bone.

The mass rally organized by BERSIH on the 10th of November was aimed for an electoral reform towards fairer and “cleaner” election. Our Prime Minister, Pak Lah disapproves of such mass gatherings claiming that “there’s never been peaceful gatherings”.

From the articles I read and YouTube videos I saw, the only non-peaceful events that happened were started by “the other side of the fence”. The people and even journalists covering the event were “shot at” using water canon and a hawker who wasn’t even participating in the mass rally was reported having his left knee broken and crushed “by police officers” as reported by Malaysiakini.

“I also never imagined I would end up with a knee smashed by those who are supposed to be protecting the people against violence.”

There is a call for the rakyat to wear yellow on every Saturday as a call to protest against the government for their “street dance” last weekend.

“It can be a yellow cap, a yellow shirt, a yellow ribbon … just anything yellow,” said Syed Azman Syed Nawawi from the opposition Islamic party PAS.

Will I be wearing yellow proudly and walk in the streets together with the others? You bet! Since anything yellow will do, I am thinking of something unique. A shirt, pants or cap is so common. I want to be different. How about wearing yellow underwear? ;-)

Speaking of yellow underwear reminds me of someone. Do you know who this someone is? Below are some clues:

  • Male
  • Blogger
  • “Entertainer”
  • Handsome (self-proclaimed)
  • Singaporean
  • XiaXue’s “best friend”

You should be able to guess it by now. Enjoy the YouTube video below.

Now, what I need to do is to go buy some Yellow underwear now.

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Stack of 50 ringgitHave you ever met people who pocket stacks of RM50 or RM100 notes in their pants?

A few weeks ago, I encountered one guy who took out one thick stack of RM50 notes from his trousers’ pocket to pay for his (less than RM50) bill. From the look of it, there could have been 50 pieces of RM50 or more in that stack. I wonder if he has a few more stacks in his pockets. Needless to say, the note that he passed to me was wet. *yuck*

When I was working as a cashier a few years ago, I encountered a few people like this as well. I have always wondered if there are actually people who keep thousands of ringgits in their pockets all the time. Do you know of anyone like this?

Anyway, I am also curious of their occupations. What kind of people would carry thousands of ringgits in their pockets wherever they go? I doubt an IT staff would be able to do that. Below is a list of possible people who would carry stacks of RM50 and RM100 notes with them all the time.

  • Business man
  • Datuk
  • Rich man’s son
  • Ah Long
  • Contractors
  • Gambler
  • Politician
  • Judge
  • Policeman

Please bear in mind that these are just my guesses. Who do you think these people are?

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I found this video when I was looking at the previous one. This is just hilarious. Now, I am going to choose my words carefully and phrase them with utmost care. I don’t want to step on anyone’s toes with this post, especially not with a woman and her “P”.

The video started off with two ladies talking about how they enjoy their “P”.

“It was so good…just perfect.”

“Mine was okay, and then it became totally awesome.”

That was when I felt very strange about the whole video. Just watch it.

Boys and girls, don’t play with knives and guns. Someone may get hurt by it.

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Since it is Halloween today, I believe it is only appropriate to put up something Halloween related. I was wasting my time in YouTube when I stumbled upon the video below.

Do you want to buy a ghost? It will only cost you $5,000. Just imagine the amount of fun you are going to have. You can scare your friends with the ghost if you like. You can even do tricks with it. At the end of it, your ghost will even “multiply” itself. Wow!

Happy Halloween!

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There were a couple of times where I forgotten to bring a swimming gear or some other personal stuff when I was going to the pool. Some of the things include goggles and towel. I rented a pair of goggles from the swimming center because I couldn’t swim without one and didn’t want to go home without diving into the pool. I ended up with a red eye after going home. It could be due to the rented goggles.

Anyway, here is a list of things you need to bring when you are heading to the pool.

  • Goggles
  • Swimming suit/trunk
  • Cap
  • Towel
  • Shampoo / Soap
  • Slipper
  • Floats (if you need one)
  • Padding (for some female)
  • Groin cup (for self-conscious male) ;-)

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