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Free 1 Month True Fitness Membership For RM30

A few months ago when I started working in PJ, I had a strong urge to go to the gym. My body is really out of shape (was it ever in shape anyway?) and I really had to do something about it. I must have looked like I am a couple of months pregnant with my belly sticking out. I need a solution quick before my “water breaks”.

True Fitness lounge area looked amazingThe True Fitness center at Jaya 33 Petaling Jaya is nearby where I work and the place looked really amazing from the outside. I was very much tempted to have a peak at the inside. One day after work, I drop by the fitness centre to have a look at their facilities and what packages they have to offer. The place is truly amazing. They even have an open air swimming pool on the forth floor. There is also a spa there. However, Homo sapiens with scrotums are not allowed in it. Damn it.

After the tour, I sat down together with the counselor and discussed about the packages. I was offered quite an affordable deal but I still wasn’t sure if I really needed/wanted it. I do not want to tie myself down with a contract and end up not fully utilizing the gym. I told him I will think about it and left.

A few weeks later, I was fortunate enough to be able to get my hands on a coupon with a 1 month “free” full-membership access trial. I bought it from a friend for RM30. I wonder why they call it FREE. KNN.

Moving on…

I packed my bag and headed to the gym happily knowing that I will be able to try it out for one month before signing anything. Little did I know what was waiting for me.

I was served by a different counselor this time. After showing me around the fitness centre (again — it is their procedure), I told her I did not want to sign up yet and wanted to try it out for a month before deciding. She excused herself and went into the office, only to return with a more senior employee. That was when I started feeling extremely uncomfortable — very much like having something stuck up in my arse.

True Fitness made me feel very uneasy up in the butt

This guy was very pushy. “Shooting” me with all the sales talk he must have learnt from the “Sales Talk Boot Camp”. Even after 10 to 15 minutes of saying NO, I was still getting no where with my membership trial. It felt very much like being cheated into thinking I was getting a free shag but only to be told to sign a commitment letter while having to pay for the service monthly. Well, at least I am guaranteed of several humping sessions per week for the next 12 months, right? F…

True Fitness sales talk extremely pushyAfter deep consideration between tearing the free 1 month True Fitness membership coupon and signing up for a 12 months package, I decided on the latter. I really needed and wanted to workout. The bitterness I felt was simply due to how I was coaxed into signing up.

After getting home, I didn’t feel any better after finding out numerous complaints about True Fitness over the Internet. I felt miserable. I then called one of my best butt friends whom have been a gym-goer for the past 3 years or so. I told him about my experience at True Fitness and this was (more or less) what he said.

The tactics used by the sales people is common. They will try their best to push their customers to sign up. Since you had a 1 month free pass, they will be multiple times more pushy on you.

The tsunami feeling I had in me suddenly disappeared. I was enlightened. “No wonder that fella was so damn blardy pushy lah!”, I told him. After that conversation, I no longer have the bitterness I had earlier on.

It is now over one and a half months since I started working out at True Fitness. I have to say that apart from not being able to save a little more each month, I have no regrets in joining this fitness centre. There aren’t any hard feelings between me and the “pushy guy”. In fact, he is a pretty nice guy whom I have had a few good chats with in the past few weeks. I even thanked him for being pushy on me.

Working out at True Fitness to lose weight and stay healthy

I wouldn’t completely write off the complaints targeted at True Fitness though. When there is smoke, there must be fire. To be fair to them, I am sure other fitness centers such as Fitness First, California Fitness etc do have their critics and complaints as well.

Some of the things I learnt from this experience include, read and understand the damn contract before signing it, never tell them that you have a credit card (if you do not want to sign up) and just be thick skin and tell them straight in the face that you are just there for the free trial, nothing more.

Survived My First Business Presentation

I did my very first business presentation yesterday. Before I was assigned this task together with several other colleagues, I was asked the million dollar question — “Have you ever done a presentation before?”

I sheepishly replied, “Errr…yes…back in my university days”.

Naturally, that wasn’t a very comforting reply. Nevertheless, I was given the chance to shoulder the responsibility and was given between 10 to 15 minutes to finish my part of the presentation.

All these while, I have only been involved in the development process behind the scenes and meeting up existing clients for support and further enhancements. Therefore, this is a totally new experience for me. Needless to say, I was very nervous.

Man conducting business presentation with large audienceI only had a couple of days to rehearse my slides. Since most of the slides weren’t prepared by me, I needed to do some research on the things mentioned in the slides. The last thing I want is to get caught with my pants down not prepared during the Q&A session.

I started rehearsing my slides only on the night before the presentation. I did a few more rehearsals with my colleagues a few hours before it and that has helped me in preparing a lot.

My presentation went O-K. Well, there were one or two minor hiccups in between but very much acceptable to me. I have learnt a lot by observing how others conduct their presentations. Maybe I should have searched for some tips on how to conduct a successful business presentation first to better prepare myself. Oh well, maybe next time.

At least I know that I survived my first business presentation.

Bung Mokhtar Radin (BN-Kinabatangan) Obscene Gesture

Bung Mokhtar Radin (BN-Kinabatangan) Obscene GestureCaught on tape but RTM is not releasing it. Anyone recorded the parliament session where Bung Mokhtar Radin was alleged to have shown the ‘palm hitting a clenched fist’ gesture? If I had it, I will make a deal with one of the online papers.

It should be worth some money. Maybe I can buy a packet of nasi lemak or something.

If you are so innocent and have no idea what the ‘palm hitting a clenched fist’ is, just take a look at the video below. Finding this video as an example was easy. In fact, this video featuring present/former(?) MB Pahang Adnan Yaakob immediately came into my mind.

Well, I could be wrong though since the video isn’t aired yet (if ever). I mean, I can’t think of any other ways a ‘palm hitting a clenched fist’ that looks obscene.

He denies doing the ‘palm hitting a clenched fist’ but instead said he was just “hitting his palm on the back of his other hand”. I wonder what that gesture is supposed to mean. Maybe he’s trying to be a trend-setter. Let’s see if this gesture catches on in the streets.

VVIP With Full Police Escort Using Cash Lane At Toll Plaza

I was over at a client’s place for a couple of hours yesterday. After two cups of hot mocha, lunch and some actual work done, I headed back to my office. When I was about to exit the PLUS Sungai Besi toll plaza, something rather strange happened.

Firstly, I noticed two policemen on their oversized motorbikes waiting beside the (blood sucking) toll booth. I quickly looked down to make sure I was wearing my seatbelt. It isn’t like I do not wear my seatbelt when I am driving. I just wanted to be 100% positive that I was wearing it. I was exhausted and didn’t want to have a coffee break chat with them.

Malaysia Police Officer White UniformI was having a good laugh at how one of their supposedly white police uniform was actually bluish-purplish white. It looks as if it was oversaturated in Photoshop or something. I have seen quite a few shirts like that back in my primary school years. I guess that’s why my mother always tells us not to mix white and colored clothing when washing.

Anyway, as I was paying for my toll ticket, I started hearing a loud siren behind me. I looked into the rear view mirror and saw a car with flashing lights behind me. It was either a police car or a black Proton Perdana (my memory is failing me right now). I started to panic and thought of what I needed to do next. My instant reaction was to get the hell out of the way for whoever was behind me but then I realized that I was at a toll booth. There is no place for me to squeeze into.

Malaysia Proton Perdana V6It was only less than 5 seconds later that I got my change and receipt from the toll booth attendant but it felt much longer than that. I snatched the coins from her hand and at the same time tried not to drop them. In that situation, opening the car door just to pick up a few cents is totally out of the question, although the price of petrol has risen sharply lately and the cost of some items has risen.

I stopped the car at the side of the road at the far left to have a better look at what was going on. It took me more or less 10 seconds to reach the side of the road — I had to cross 4 to 5 lanes before reaching there while making sure that I do not get hit by other vehicles. When I arrived there safely, I was still able to see the Proton Perdana passing by me. I couldn’t see exactly who was in the car but they were all dressed in suit and all — official VVIP looking.

Malaysia Toll Touch 'N Go Smart TagThen all of a sudden, all the dots seem to connect and I realized why I was feeling strange earlier on. Why on earth were they using the manual cash lane booth? One of the purposes of having police escort is to allow the VVIPs to zig-zag across the traffic without stopping. I am sure if they have allocations for a police escort, they would be able to afford a Smart Tag device. At the very least, they should be using a Touch ‘N Go card.

CASH?!

Now thinking back, I should have come out from the car to ask for an autograph before driving off. Who knows, MB Selangor, Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim could have been in the car. Or maybe the PM? Deputy PM maybe?

Wait…Anwar Ibrahim! ;-)

Side note:

Why on earth is our parliamentarian cycling on a girl’s bicycle? Siap ada bakul lagi. Photo courtesy of Malaysiakini.

Malaysian parliamentarian cycling on a girl's bicycle

There are better ways to experience the real hardship the average Malaysian goes through in their daily lives. However, I feel that cycling isn’t one of them. Just how many people actually cycle? Try going to work with any public transport. Use the bus, LRT, KTM, etc. Make it a “surprise visit” thing. If the operators know before hand, it’ll be just a plain “cow-dang experiment”.

If taking motorized vehicles is too “grand”, try walking.

Dolphin Humping Ad?


A skyscraper flash ad at The Star’s website caught my attention. I can’t believe my eyes. What I saw looked like a dolphin humping advertisement. I do not believe one of our local dailies dares to serve such suggestive sexual content in their website. Just click on any one of their articles and you can see the banner ad on the left.

MAS Brisbane dolphin humping ad

There is a note that says “Mouse over to feed” at the top of the dolphins. I couldn’t contain my laughter when I saw what happened next.

MAS Brisbane dolphin threesome ad

A threesome!!!

There is a horizontal banner of the same advertisement on the front page of The Star’s website. It looks like all this humping ad misunderstanding was just an advertisement by Malaysia Airlines (MAS). A one way ticket to Brisbane is selling from RM149 only.

MAS serving Brisband RM149 one way ticket promotion on Thestar

I have always wondered why some promotions offer a one way ticket only. Don’t people need to come back? How much would the return ticket cost? Double the original ticket? Sorry lah but I am not a frequent traveler.

Come to think of it, who would want to return if Brisbane is offering such a wonderful humping session Dolphin Safari experience?

On a more serious note, the person who came up with the design/idea of the advertisement should have been more careful. The message they are trying to send may be easily misunderstood.

Or is it only me?

Note: The animated gif was created using Gickr.com.


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